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getting his goat...

latest additions:

Bibliotheque Pascal (2010)
21.Feb.10 {1/10}

Legion (2010)
7.Mar.10 {2/10}


Rating Film
1/10

America's Sweethearts
.
Bibliotheque Pascal
.
Clubbed
.
Eden Lake
.
8 Mile
.
Enraged Sun, Enraged Sky
.
Even Dwarfs Started Small
.
House!
.
Land of the Blind
.
Lara Croft : Tomb Raider
.
Lilya 4-Ever * see below
.
Murder-Set-Pieces
.
Nativity!
.
One Night at McCool's
.
Paranoid Park
.
Pay It Forward
.
Purely Belter
.
The Pursuit of Happyness
.
Raise Your Voice
.
Redacted (1?/10 - walkout)
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Red Cockroaches
.
Relative Values
.
Revelation
.
Spun
.
Telstar - The Joe Meek Story
.
Tooth
.
Walking Tall


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2/10

An American Haunting
.
American Psycho
.
Angel Eyes
.
Arrebato
.
Beneath Clouds
.
Blind Pig Who Wants To Fly
.
Bringing Down the House
.
Cinderella Man
.
Click
.
*Corpus Callosum
.
Down To Earth
.
An Extraordinary Study in
    Human Degradation

.
The Fall (1969)
.
Fear No Evil
.
15 Minutes
.
Figner, the End of a Silent Century
.
4 [aka Chetyre] (2?/10 - walkout)
.
Ghosted (2?/10 - walkout)
.
The Gift (2?/10 - walkout)
.
Godsend
.
Havana Suite [aka Suite Habana]
.
The Hoax
.
I'll Be There
.
The Importance of Being Earnest (2002)
.
Inch'Allah Sunday
.
It's All Gone Pete Tong
      (2?/10 - walkout)
.
Killing Me Softly (guest review)
.
Lakeview Terrace
.
Legion
.
The Life of David Gale
.
The Living and the Dead
.
The Luzhin Defence
.
Marin Blue
.
The Merry Gentleman
.
Ode to Cologne - A Rock n Roll Film
.
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands
.
The Phantom of the Opera
.
The Principles of Lust
.
The Reaping
.
Red Planet
.
Restart
.
Riding in Cars with Boys
.
Romeo Must Die
.
Rough Winds (2?/10 - walkout)
.
Say It Isn't So
.
School For Seduction
.
Sex and Lucia
.
Shadows - a Sleepwalking Film
.
Shanghai Knights
.
Shoes From America
.
Sidewalks of New York
.
16 Years of Achohol
.
State and Main
.
Sugarhouse
.
The Tailor of Panama
.
Taken    
.
Vanilla Sky
.
Wild Hogs

 


* Sadly, very few of these films fall into the "so bad they're good" category... Even an ineptly-made mess can end up a 3 or a 4 if its heart is somewhere near the right place. Any fool can make a bad movie. But it takes a special kind of anti-talent to come up with the offensive bilge listed above. Worst film I've ever seen is a tough call - for years it was Oliver Stone's The Doors, then it was that shame-about-the-boat-race picture True Blue. But the more I think about it, the more I reckon the ultimate "dishonour" belongs to Lukas Moodysson's Lilya 4-Ever.


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Films and Performances of the Year (1945 to date)