F.A.Q .

	frequently asked questions
	Oh yes, we are all full of questions. Sometimes we ask them. Sometimes we don't. Sometimes owners of web sites put up so-called "frequently asked questions" pages to ensure the questions never get asked at all, therefore making the title wrong. The following questions really are frequently asked, and what's more, I'm not going to answer them, so they will continue to be frequently asked for generations to come. What? Why? Pardon? What time is it? When's dinner? Tea or coffee? Milk and sugar? Are we nearly there yet? (An old children's favourite) Are you going to finish that? Are you sure? Can I ask you a question? (Note how this is itself a question) When's the next bus due? Is there anything on the telly tonight?