
I see you
are interested in our ways, you - the outsider... I may impart more knowledge
to your lowly ears. Listen carefully, because in true Big Brother style we
have set up 3 webcams in our training camp (a mystery location somewhere in
Milton Keynes).
An important part of
becoming a Ninja is learning how to keep still. If you choose a webcam you
will be able to witness three of our most hard working students practising
their art.






Name: Kung
Xi
Age: 14
Here we see young Kung Xi carefully honing his 'Evil Ninja Stick Blow' move. This most powerful of moves can only be carried out after days of careful motionless mediation. It is then, and only then, the young Ninja will release the power and invoke the blow.
Name: Chow
Yi Bo
Age: 82
Chow is one of our finest masters here at the Kung Fu Lounge and we see him here showing some new recruits levitation. As you can see they haven't quite mastered it yet but they are on their way.
Name: Bruce
Ling
Age: 24
Although Mr Ling looks quite ill in this position he is in fact honing his skills. We released fifty poisonous snakes into the glass case that Mr Ling is locked in and as they bite him he must remain motionless. If he survives this then he moves onto the final stage - eye stabbing.
Select your desired webcam...