wisdom archive

	past wisdoms of the "week"
	(27 June 2004) If you're working hard, then you're working too hard. (27 March 2004) It's contradictory because it isn't. (7 February 2004) Masculinity is a load of bollocks. (20 December 2003) Happy Pagan Winter Solstice/Festival of the Rebirth of the Sun. (8 November 2003) Pineapple. (18 October 2003) Contact lenses are in the eye of the beholder. (11 October 2003) Sometimes people need help to be independent. (4 October 2003) Progress isn't what it used to be. (31 May 2003) Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. (24 May 2003) Don't laugh. It could happen to you one day. (17 May 2003) It's all fun and games untl someone loses an 'i'. (10 May 2003) There was no wisdom this week, because I was in bed. (3 May 2003) What's the point of rhetorical questions, anyway? (26 April 2003) I keep thinking it's Tuesday (19 April 2003) Happy Secular Chocolate Festival (12 April 2003) Imagine a fish floating in the air (5 April 2003) Everything is just a figment of my imagination - which is why nothing ever makes any sense (29 March 2003) Pragmatism may be a good idea in theory, but it never works in practice (22 March 2003) It may not be big or clever, but that doesn't mean it's not funny (15 March 2003) The French word "chateau" translates literally as "catwater" (8 March 2003) Just be glad you're not an omelette (1 March 2003) Money doesn't grow on trees, but we still have to pay for apples (22 February 2003) Fossil fuels are a renewable energy source, if you wait long enough (15 February 2003) Valentine's day is society's way of making single people feel really shit (8 February 2003) Don't put Tabasco sauce in your coffee (1 February 2003) Never trust anything you read on the internet